Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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