Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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