ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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