Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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