I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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