another moral hangover. fuck.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize