let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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