You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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