You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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