I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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