Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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