She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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