thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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