What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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