if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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