I need help removing her.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Is it because I queefed?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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