He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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