i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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