don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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