When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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