There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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