I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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