Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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