My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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