the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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