Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
