Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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