Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The adults are the big ones right?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
