VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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