We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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