nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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