I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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