he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just found a bag of teeth...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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