VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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