I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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