Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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