So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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