D3 body, D1 cock
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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