Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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