Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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