I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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