Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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