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(602): View more from Arizona

I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem

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(516): View more from New York

i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.

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(585): View more from New York

he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again

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