Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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