I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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