wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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