So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
