if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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