It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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