he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
my poor anus
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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