I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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