even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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