I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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