so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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