I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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