K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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