If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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