Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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