there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
