I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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