On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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